Just Here to Establish an Alibi T-Shirt | True Crime Dark Humor, Blood Splatter Design
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$23.95 USD
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Black humor with a shirt that whispers mischief. The tee reads “I’m just here to establish an alibi.” in a hand-scrawled note style, set against a vivid blood-splatter graphic. It leans into a dry, tongue-in-cheek vibe — the kind of thing someone with a taste for dark comedy and true-crime banter would reach for when they want to provoke a grin or start a conversation. Lightweight and breathable, this crew-neck tee layers easily under jackets or wears alone at gatherings where witty, slightly twisted statements land best. Wear it to late-night trivia, a scavenger-hunt themed party, or while bingeing your favorite crime podcast — it feels like an inside joke shared between friends who appreciate macabre humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced materials (Oeko-Tex certified)
- DTG/DTF printing methods for vivid, durable sleeve and chest graphics
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Just Here to Establish an Alibi T-Shirt | True Crime Dark Humor, Blood Splatter Design
$23.95 USD
Sale price
$23.95 USD
Regular price
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean